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"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

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"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

Oct 7

Dick Moves by Restaurant Guests

You deserve to be sprinkled with embers on your face for eternity if you do this

1. Do the finger pull motion to get a server to come to you. 

2. Come in 15 minutes or less before the kitchen closes. 

3. Shake your glass of ice at your server when needing a refill.

4. Say “You can bring me ..” i.e. a new glass. I know what I can do, if you want something you can ask in a nice manner. 

5. Ask a server that looks busy other than yours to bring you things. Chances are they’re busy with tables of their own. If they’re standing around hanging out, go for it. 

6. Repeatedly ask for certain things each time a server comes back. Say what all you need at once ahead of time. Saves you and your server time. 

7. Go to a restaurant you can’t really afford, and can’t tip. 

8. Tip less than 15%. Unless your server was god awful. 

9. Eat half your plate and then complain about it. 

10. Modify the shit out of your order. Allergies, I get. But if it’s a whole new spanking dish, fucking stay at home. 

11. Asking for a dish that is a totally different type of cuisine, knowing full well we would not have that shit. And being annoyed we don’t have it. 

12. Completely ignore the waiter when they ask the table a question. 

13. Make a mistake ordering, then blame the server for the wrong dish. 

14. Act like you are really close with the owner/manager when they don’t really know you. 

15. Come in the restaurant in a fowl mood. 

Feel free to add more!

Oct 6

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Oct 4

I got a half feminist in my class y’all 

the-question-why:

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

It’s not even Halloween?!

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

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I’ve been so busy with school and vanilla job for the past couple of months, I haven’t had time to update.

Still with quiet guy although I’ve seen him once in the past month. He’s been traveling and I’ve been busy. I have to carve out some time for a dinner date with him to collect this months allowance.

I’ve been lacking sleep and food with juggling my schedule. Apparently I look sickly and pale according to my sister in law. I can’t disagree. Is there a way to get rid of dark circles aside from sleep?

Good news is for the first time, I’m not constantly playing catch up with school work. I’ve been ahead of the game. Except the second week of school I got really really sick and missed a day. I’m talking can’t leave bed to go pee sick. But all is better. Looking to move out by the end of the year. Right now I’m just saving up for when I have to buy furniture and all that shit.

I feel like all that pops up on my dash nowadays is just blacklist guys and unsuccessful “pots.”
I want juicy stories 👀

Bought myself a little treat for working hard and studying harder. I got it on sale too 👍

dynastylnoire:

watchingmedia:

Philadelphia Newspaper Calls Asians “Chinky Winky” and “Dinky Doo”

Publisher Jimmy Tayoun says it’s a “proofreading error.”

In the August 21st print edition of the Philadelphia Public Record, the free weekly tabloid published by former Philadelphia City Councilman turned federal inmate Jimmy Tayoun Sr., current Philadelphia City Councilman Mark Squilla is pictured at an event in Chinatown with, among others, “Chinky Winky,” “Me Too,” and “Dinky Doo.”

  • “It was a proofreading error,” Tayoun told Philadelphia magazine on Friday afternoon. According to Tayoun, the editor who used those names did so because he didn’t have the actual names. When we pointed out to Tayoun that there were actually more names than there were people, he reiterated, “It was a proofreading error.” And when we asked why the editor didn’t use a generic placeholder instead of an ethnic slur, he insisted that there’s no prejudice or bigotry involved here.

"That editor is a Britisher," Tayoun explained, puzzlingly. "He didn’t mean anything by it. The Public Record is the most inclusive publication in Philadelphia.”

via http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/08/22/public-record-philadelphia-chinky-winky-dinky-doo/

[…]

"It was a proofreading error." Yes, you just keep repeating that. I guess he means it’s like a spelling or grammar error, but the editor forgot catch all the racist shit before it went to print. Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Feel free to contact Jimmy Tayoun, publisher of the Philadelphia Public Record, with your thoughts:

PHILADELPHIA PUBLIC RECORD
1323 S. BROAD ST.

PHILADELPHIA, PA 19147
Tel: 215-755-2000 Fax: 215-689-4099

Email: editor@phillyrecord.com
Personal: jimtayoun@gmail.com

read more: http://blog.angryasianman.com/2014/08/philadelphia-paper-prints-photo-caption.html

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WHAT THE FUCK 

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