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Tricked Jack into sleeping in his kennel😁

He fell asleep on the rug and I placed him in the kennel. Wonder how long it’ll take him to realize and start to cry 🙈

Hopefully he sleeps through most of the night.

Meet Jack my new puppy

Meet Jack my new puppy

ibelieveinmeme:

Are you kidding me?? The third picture 😩😍❤️

I’m getting one tonighttttt!!!!

(Source: puppiestotherescue)

My friend (I use that term loosely) occasionally pities me because she thinks my life is incomplete without a boyfriend. We usually go out with her and her bf (her bf and I work together) She knows I sugar, but I don’t tell her about my sds. She thinks I’m “single” and lonely.

So we’re at a bar and just grabbed our drinks. This guy comes up and starts flirting with me. He “casually” slips in the conversation that he sells Lamborghinis. I’m like yeah 👌 where’s your boss. He mentions shots and of course I’m game. I guess he finally notices her and was like oh do you want one too? She’s like .. Yeah..

He turns to me and cups my face and says it’s just she has such a lovable face. And she of course has to make it about her and asks “and I don’t??” He just turns back and asks what shot I want.

Just because she has a bf doesn’t mean her life is more complete than mine. My being “single” is my choice.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Picked up some goodies at the mall 😃

Neiman Marcus: 
Got some more Chanel foundation in my color. The other is my summer one and I haven’t been tanning which means it doesn’t blend well. 

Got a Clé de Peau moisturizer and she gave me some sample lotions and make up remover.  

Sephora: 
Benefit POREfessional primer

Picked up some goodies at the mall 😃

Neiman Marcus:
Got some more Chanel foundation in my color. The other is my summer one and I haven’t been tanning which means it doesn’t blend well.

Got a Clé de Peau moisturizer and she gave me some sample lotions and make up remover.

Sephora:
Benefit POREfessional primer

Jul 8

allthingsimmature:

thekyriarchywontfuckitself:

THIS IS A LINK TO FREE TAMPON SAMPLES SHIPPED TO YOUR DOOR. FREE. NO MONEY. VAGINA USERS REJOICE. I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG THIS SITE WILL BE UP SO USE IT WISELY.

There’s two types included in each sample, liners, and coupons! And, there’s several samples for you to choose from, including pads! YES, FREE PADS OR TAMPONS.

Jul 6

This girl that just starting working at my restaurant was very excited to learn that I’m a sb. She wants to be one too. She’s really cute with the girl next door look. Were planning on freestyling sometime this upcoming week 👍

Jul 3

This drunk guy came in the restaurant with his friend. They sat in the bar and I brought them some menus. The really drunk one asked if they could order their drinks with me. I said sure. Then a girl joined them. The drunk one asked for shots for everyone. The bartender talked to the owner about it. (If they leave drunk and drive, we would be liable) The bartender decides to make non alcoholic shots. None of them noticed. I walked by and the drunk one swung me around to dance with me. I was thoroughly entertained. He racked up $78 worth of fake shots…

Today was the first time I’ve come into work all week and I still left early. No motivation.
The owner was telling his wife that I must’ve found a new sugar daddy haha.

I went to get five guys after work (don’t judge me I’m hitting the gym later) and I was sitting waiting for my order. I must’ve had a resting bitch face on while on my phone. They thought I was upset because it was taking long. He handed me the bag and said the burger is down there I promise. I look into the bag and it’s literally half way filled with fries. He said sorry about that wait, we put some extra fries in there. Fucking bag half filled with fries 😱